REAL TALK: “Guide To Vague Relationships”

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on December 21, 2010 · 2 Comments 

Nothing really deconstructs your illusions of happiness with the current object of your affection as much as defining what it is to be in a ‘vague relationship,’ especially when you realize you’re sitting in a Columbia hang out (you don’t even go there) just to encounter this type of relationship. The reason why ‘it’ll work … Continue reading →

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RANT: The Ace Hotel [It's my party and I'll rant if I want to]

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on February 11, 2010 · 3 Comments 

If you read this blog – or follow me on Twitter – you know my friends and I go to The Ace Hotel on the regs.  I love that Lobby Bar – the set up, the scene, the friendly bartenders.   So naturally when my friend, recording artist, Darling Cait, was planning her Birthday Party … Continue reading →

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Hipster Hate LOLs

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on February 10, 2010 · 5 Comments 

This piece of hate mail I got was too funny that I have to post it. My little piece on last weeks Nightlife Townhall Meeting has caused quite the commotion and I received my VERY FIRST hate mail. The best part is this person must have stumbled upon my blog without knowing anything about me … Continue reading →

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Rantrageous: Trash! Vomit! and Piss! Oh My!

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on February 5, 2010 · 3 Comments 

Nightlife Townhall Meeting So last night I had the “pleasure” of going to the LES Senior Citizens Convention Nightlife Townhall Meeting at PS 20. First of all, OMG, you have no idea what a bunch of crazytown haters these meetings bring in and you must go to them. Seriously.  While it was a perfect blend … Continue reading →

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15 Minutes of Fame(whoring): The Smoking Ban

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on January 28, 2010 · 1 Comment 

Enough is enough already.  Eff you NYT who started this whole situation.   You would think they were allowing prostitution and open drug use in these clubs… Yes, smoking in clubs IS illegal and most venues DO ignore the ban.  I almost think some people think its even cooler to smoke inside now that it’s … Continue reading →

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Just What We Need: Hipster Based TV Show

Posted by The Downtown Diaries on November 18, 2009 · 2 Comments 

Are you ready for this…. here comes another bogus TV show about living in New York City which will most likely be nothing like how it really is. Entourage creators Mark Wahlberg and Stephen Levinson are trying their hand at DOWNTOWN city living with their new series, How To Make It In America – a … Continue reading →

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